我看到逃犯了 I have a visual on the fugitive.
正在靠近 Closing in now.
无路可逃了，阿尔图 Nowhere to run, Altru.
啊 Ah.
同志们，这就是为什么我们称卡魔拉为 And that, folks,is why they call Gamora
银河系最危险的铁栅的原因 the most dangerous turnstile in the galaxy.
我正在追踪灭霸的赏金 I was tracking bounties for Thanos
而你们却依然在实验室里做实验 while you two were still lab experiments.
不然我在你的脸上做实验如何？ How about I experiment on your face?
目标朝你去了，德拉克斯 Target headed your way, Drax.
那个矮小的克鲁森人 The runtish Kallusian fugitive.
他朝哪个方向逃了？ In which direction did he flee?
谢谢，大妈 Thank you, elderly female.
我是格鲁特 I am Groot.
好样的搭档，我们去上面看看 Great, partner.Let's get a view from above.
如果没有掩体，那就无处藏身 If there ain't no cover,ain't nowhere to hide.
来啊！露出你的脸！你个尖耳朵的小子 Come on! Show your mug,you pointy-eared pipsqueak!
当宇宙说欢迎银河护卫队随时回来 When Cosmo say Guardians welcome back anytime,
他的意思是只有他们不像雨点般一样 he mean only if not rain down
随意破坏的时候 indiscriminate destruction.
该死的心灵感应狗毁掉了我所有的兴趣 Darn telepathic pooch has to suck the joy out of everything.
你无法逃出我敏锐的眼睛，克鲁森人 You cannot escape my keen eye, Kallusian.
你不是克鲁森人 You are not the Kallusian.
是什么给了你首要提示，德拉克斯？ What gave you the first clue, Drax?
也许是绿色皮肤 Probably your green skin.
或是你的武器，或者是你的女性特征 Or your weapon,or your female proportions.
哎算了吧，格格 Oh, forget it, Gammy.
德拉克斯不会说嘲讽的话 Drax don't speak sarcasm.
说到嘲讽 Speaking of sarcasm,
奎尔，你看到逃犯了吗？ Quill, you got a line on the fugitive?
奎尔？ Quill?
这个库鲁森屌丝的赏金很可观 There's a sweet bounty on this Kallusian loser,
但是奎尔却好像一点都不在意 and Quill's been acting like he couldn't care less.
他到底在哪里？ Where the flarg is he?
把它放在你的愿望表里，彼得 Put it on your wish list, Peter,
圣诞老人也许就会在圣诞节把它带来 and maybe Santa will bring it for Christmas.
好消息是你有个家，阿尔图 The good news is you have a home, Altru.
坏消息是我们要把你带回去 The bad news is we're bringing you back there.
噢，不好意思女士，我… Oh, sorry, ma'am. I...
我好害怕 I'm so scared.
因为你 For you.
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听着，我不想惹麻烦 Look. I don't want any trouble,
但我是一个喜欢孤注一掷的人 but I am a desperate man.
你喜欢孤注一掷？ You're desperate?
我才是那个一只脚快要被吸出宇宙的人 I'm the one about to be sucked out into space feet-first,
所以我认为我赢了 so I think I win.
别想喊你的朋友 And don't even think of calling your friends.
成交。但是你可能需要注意一下你身后 Deal. But you might want to look behind you.
切，我才不会掉进那个…洞里 Oh, I'm not falling for that... one.
噢，我说过那个武器之听我的话吗？ Oh, and did I mention that weapon only works for me?
我是格鲁特 I am Groot.
压力破裂警告正在报警，宇宙会修复这个舱门 Pressure breach alerted us. Cosmo will fix hatch now.
这是豆腐渣工程，跟你的抓人水平一样，奎尔 This is shoddy work, even for you, Quill.
我不是抓到那个小精灵了吗？ I got the little gremlin, didn't I?
我是格鲁特 I am Groot.
好吧，如果你想学到我抓人的技巧 Well, okay, if you want to get technical about it.
多谢了，宇宙 Thanks, Cosmo.
你，跟我走 You, move.
我会把囚犯送到米兰诺的 I will escort the prisoner to the Milano
如果你们乐意和我一起的话 if you'd care to join me.
有一说一，奎尔怎么了？ Seriously, what's up with Quill?
他的心思在别处 His head's somewhere else.
显然他都不知道他裤子掉了 And apparently so are his pants.
宇宙知道，宇宙读了奎尔的思想 Cosmo know. Read Quill's mind.
所以你知道些什么吗？ And you actually found something?
地球的有一个假期叫圣诞节 Earth holiday called Christmas
正占据着他的心神 is preoccupying.
对奎尔来说是个特殊的日子 Was special day for Quill
当他还是个年轻孩子时 as young malchik.
太棒了，所以奎尔在童年 Great, so Quill's missing
又失去的一个愚蠢的事情 one more stupid thing from his childhood,
我们现在要和他一起遭受 and we all gotta suffer for it.
嗯，也许不用 Hmm, perhaps not.
听着，我同意帮奎尔分心是我们的责任 Look. I agree a distracted Quill is a liability,
但这个…太蠢了 but this...This is truly stupid.
根据我的研究 According to my research,
圣诞节是对一颗叫“卡罗尔”的 Christmas is about worshipping an evergreen
常青树的崇拜 that goes by the name of "Carol."
还有一个在雪橇里的胖白胡子老头 Also something about a fat bearded man in a hoversled
雪橇用没有吃饱饭的驯鹿驱动 powered by underfed moombas.
根据我找到的这个地球广播 Yeah, well, according to this Terran broadcast I picked up,
会有幽灵偷偷潜入你的卧室 it's about spectrals creeping into your bedroom
然后吓你一大跳 and scaring the krutack out of you.
你知道他们是怎么崇拜这些树的吗 And you know how they worship those trees?
他们用斧头把他们砍了！ They chop them down with axes!
这简直是大屠杀！ It's mass carnage!
嘿，小心点！ Hey, watch it!
你的信息不对 Your information is incorrect.
我是格鲁特！ I am Groot!
求求你，我得见当铺商 Oh, please, please, I have to see the broker.
我有东西要卖给他 I have something to sell him.
我知道，你是从付我们钱告发你的 I know. You stole it from the dude
那家伙手中偷来的 who's paying us to turn you in.
我这样做只是为了我的家人和族人 I only did it for my family and my people.
我们太需要钱了 We need the units badly.
行，一个智者曾经说过 Yeah, well, as a wise man once said,
“你没办法永远如你所愿得到你想要的” "Can't always get what you want."
我说过这个太蠢了 I told you this was stupid.
-某人要有爪子了！ -我是格鲁特 -Somebody's getting the claws! -I am Groot.
别把你的树枝朝向我 Keep your branches to yourself.
我记得现在是圣诞节 Now, this is the Christmas I remember.
每个人都在争吵 Everyone arguing.
我们想帮你庆祝这个节日 We were hoping to cheer you up with this celebration.
但是你们没有做到，所以算了吧 Well, you didn't,so shut it down.
等等，所以你说你不想念圣诞节？ Wait. So you're saying you don't miss Christmas?
那是什么让你那么心不在焉 Then what's got you moping around
像个树懒？ like a Doldromian Sloth-Bath?
好吧 Fine.
当我八岁时，我本应该得到一个雪橇最为圣诞礼物 When I was eight, I was supposed to get a sled for Christmas.
但是 …Instead...
咪尼玛尼哄！别再给我看了 Spirit! Show me no more.
为什么你这么热衷于折磨我？ Why do you delight to torture me?
我是曾经圣诞的鬼魂 I am the Ghost of Christmas past.
-认真的？ -什么？ -Seriously? -What?
我想看看结局是什么 I wanna see how it ends.
正在接近克鲁森星 Approaching Planet Kallu.
欢迎回家，囚犯先生 Welcome home, Mr. Fugitive.
得了，我们赶紧移交了这个阿尔图 Okay, let's just turn in this Altru guy,
然后拿走赏金…哇！ score the bounty... Whoa!
这他喵是什么东西？ What is this krutackin' stuff?
雪 Snow.
求你了 Please.
尼扎会把我扔进地牢 Neeza will throw me in the dungeon.
我家人交不起保金的 My family can't afford the bail.
我将再也看不到他们 I'll never see them again.
省省吧，我也在赚钱好吧 Save it. I'm just chasing the units. Okay?
我要是早知道这个地方这么的恢弘 If I knew the place was this fancy,
我一定会要求更高的报酬 I'd have held out for a bigger payoff.
这是我家，在一个村庄里 This is my house, down in the village.
拜托了，去那儿然后告诉他们别把它卖了 Please, go there and tell them not to sell it.
家…家是一切 Home. Home is everything.
你去跟这些玩具士兵说吧 Tell it to the toy soldiers.
尼扎，我们有你要的囚犯 Okay, Neeza, we've got your wanted fugitive.
现在快给我们付钱 Now, pay up.
赏金是给恶棍准备的 The bounty was for the ruffian
这个人从我这里把东西偷走了 and the object he stole from me.
请把东西扔到空中 Toss it in the air, please.
什么？ Say what now?
就按我说的做 Just do as I request.
带来这里，宝贝 Bring it here, precious.
在这种情况下，做事情可不能太谨慎 In such matters one can never be too careful.
听着 Listen.
空气中充满了邪恶的灵魂 The very air hums with evil spirits
如果可以它们会乞求我 that would beggar me if they could.
不让它们靠近我 This keeps them at bay.
把这个人关进地牢 To the dungeon with that one.
哦，不要！请手下留情 Oh, please, sir, mercy.
嗯，现在将允诺你们赏金猎人 Hmm. Now I suppose you bounty hunters
给予你应得的报酬 wish to claim your reward.
我是格鲁特 I am Groot.
请问这些东西有什么意义？ What is the purpose of these items?
意义？！给你自己！ Purpose? To own.
留着！ To keep.
好，我开始挑了 Well, dibs on choosing!
-火箭等等，这个是 -噢噢 -Rocket, wait. It's gotta be... -Whoo-hoo!
我们大家一起分的 Something we can all share.
不要急 That doesn't explode.
这才是圣诞节应该有的样子 Now, this is what Christmas is all about.
-拿走这一切 -耶 -Takin' stuff! -Hey!
你误解了 You misunderstand.
我带你们来这儿 I didn't bring you here
不是拿东西的 to take something,
而是放弃你所有的一切 but rather to give up all you have.
等等，什么？ Wait. What now?
那个老秃子根本没想要付我们钱 That bony old buzzard was never going to pay us.
噢！ Ah. Ow!
他说过他喜欢收藏东西 He did say he like to keep things.
很显然是贵宾 Guests, apparently.
快看！ Strike that.
我们毕竟还是得到报酬了 We're getting paid after all.
报酬就是重武器！ With heavy artillery!
天啊 Oh, man.
我从来没在圣诞节得到我想要的 I never get what I want for Christmas!
天啊，我们现在是瓮中之鳖了 Oh, man, we're fish in a barrel.
比喻 Metaphor.
意思是我们现在是活靶子 It means we're easy targets.
一个光荣的战士 An honorable warrior
只会和敌人面对面战斗 battles his enemy face to face.
光荣？这些东西都是一坨金属 Honor? These things are just hunks of metal.
等等，就是它 Wait. That's it.
奎尔，那个电磁铁 Quill, you still got
还在你身上吗？ that electromagnet on you?
不如来一点圣诞节礼物？ How about a little stocking stuffer?
好像我们把所有玩具都弄坏了 Looks like we broke all the toys.
现在我们逃出去吧 Now let's make a break for it.
冷静宝贝！别下来！ Down, precious! Heel!
你这吃人的怪兽 Bad man-eating attack beast!
快给米兰诺点火，快走！ Fire up the Milano. Go!
我是格鲁特 I am Groot!
你还在等什么？ What are you waiting for?
不是我，有什么东西在拉我们 It's not me. Something's holding us back.
好的，宝贝 All right, precious.
嘿快看 Hey, check it out.
烤怪兽 Roast beast.
尼扎是一个没有荣耀的，狡诈的暴君 Neeza is a dishonorable, treacherous tyrant.
更差，他是一个吝啬鬼 Worse, he's a cheapskate.
我应该挺阿尔图的 I should've listened to Altru.
所以我们要怎么办 So what are we gonna do about it?
我们要弥补这一切 We're gonna fix this.
你是谁？ Who are you?
阿尔图在哪？ Where's Altru?
我的丈夫呢？ Where's my husband?
说来话长 It's kind of a long story.
我们可以进去吗？ Can we come in?
我们刚准备开饭 We were just sitting down to dinner.
你们可以一起吃 Please join us.
我恐怕东西不多i It's not much, I'm afraid.
交给尼扎的罚款和赎金 Neeza's bled the people dry
把我们都快榨干了 with his fines and ransoms.
快告诉我具体情况 Tell me about it.
我们把你丈夫 He totally cheated us
抓起来得到的赏金也被他耍了 out of our bounty for nabbing your husband.
噢！ Ow!
这是真的吗？ Is this true?
是的，我们犯了错 Kinda. We were misled,
但是我们打算弥补这一切并救下你的丈夫 but we're going to make it right and free your husband.
是的是的，我们打算把尼扎的保险库翻个底朝天 Yeah, yeah, then we're gonna clean out Neeza's vault
并且拿到原本属于我们的钱 and get what's owed us.
噢！ Ow!
我是说，我们要把钱还给需要的村民 I mean, we're gonna give it all to the needy villagers.
扣掉10%的手续费 Minus 10% for pulling the job.
干嘛啦！ What?
我们做这个不是为了赚钱 We're not doing this for units.
我们这么做是因为 We're doing this because somebody's going to get a sled for Christmas
如果我最后这么做，有人就会在 圣诞节得到雪橇 if it's the last thing I do.
这不是为了阿尔图，对吗？ This isn't about Altru, is it?
那就这么决定了 Then it is decided.
我会从尼扎那冰冷无力的手中 I will pry the key to the vault
撬开他保险库的大门 from Neeza's cold, lifeless hand.
-哈？ -我是格鲁特 -Huh? -I am Groot.
好主意，兄弟 Good idea, bud.
我和格鲁特要好好看看 Me and Groot have learned a valuable lesson
从圣诞颂歌的故事中 from watching that Christmas Carol story,
学习如何用一撮虚假的幽灵 namely how to use a bunch of phony ghosts
来骗一个吝啬的守财奴 to fleece a superstitious old miser
交出他的积蓄 out of his stash.
我们看到入口了 We got an entry point.
所以我们要怎么绕过所有的监控？ So how do we get past all the security cameras?
“一个朦胧的圣诞夜” "One foggy Christmas Eve."
歌曲出自《Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer》
噢这是出自一首歌 Oh, it's from a song.
那有只红鼻子的驯鹿 There's this red-nosed reindeer,
他…当我没说 and he... Never mind.
鹿怎么可能是用雨做的？ How can a deer be made of rain?
因为reindeer中的rein和rain（雨）同音
真的当我没说好吧 I said never mind.
我已经把所有计划都想好了 I came up with this whole idea.
为什么我要穿个裙子？ How come I gotta wear the dress?
因为很适合你 'Cause it fits you.
好了，别吐槽了 Now, quit whining.
尼扎！听着！ Neeza! Harken!
谁在那里？ Who's there?
我们是邪恶的灵魂 We are evil spirits,
来找你拿保险库的钥匙 come for the key to your vault.
走开，灵魂 Begone, spirits.
护身符命令你 TheTalisman commands you.
护身符，显灵灵 Talisman, shmalisman!
也没办法把我们赶走 That's how evil we are.
现在，给我们钥匙 Now, give me the key,
不然我就会带你去神鬼航行 or I will take you on a ghostly voyage.
到时候你会重新审视 You'll revisit every choice
那些让你变成宇宙第一人渣的每一个选择 that turned you into the universally despised scum you are.
就这样？ Is that all?
我们什么时候出发？ When do we leave?
蛤？ Oh, yeah?
好啊，不如就给你一点点神奇的痛苦之旅 Well, how about I give you a little magical misery tour
看看你的勒索小骗局 of all the suffering your krutackin' little ransom scam
现在给整个星球带来什么样的痛苦吧 is causing all over the planet right now?
我是格鲁特 I am Groot.
这个便宜的玩意儿是啥？ And what is this cheap trinket?
如果你不交出要是的话 It's your future
这就是你的未来 if you don't hand over the key.
未来~ Eey-eey.
什么？ What?
我会… I'll be...
变穷？ Poor?
穷得像个克鲁森老鼠 Poor as a Kallusian shrine-rodent.
好！别说了！ All right! All right!
嗯哼，就是它 Hmm. That's it.
来见见我的灵魂枪 Meet my spirit blaster.
我终于开始知道为什么你那么恨这个节日了，奎尔 I'm starting to see why you hate this holiday, Quill.
乖乖的吃子弹吧 Eat plasmacid, inferna
老兄，嘿还记得我们吗？我们不是鬼魂 Dude! Hey, remember us? Not ghosts.
你们！ You!
你们比鬼魂还糟糕 You're worse than ghosts.
你们是小偷 You're thieves.
啊！ Aah!
他已经倒下了，奎尔 Way to calm him down, Quill.
就这样？ Really?
圣诞礼物？ The sock drawer?
让我猜猜，那老头没那么容易被吓到？ Let me guess. The old man didn't scare so easily?
哈哈哈！钥匙就在你面前！ Ha! In your face!
你们去开保险库，我和卡魔拉去救阿尔图 You guys hit the vault. Me and Gamora will get Altru.
噢，我就知道你们不会抛下我 Oh, I knew you wouldn't abandon me.
-真的 -你心中还有留有一种东西 -Really? -There's something in you.
我不知道你们那怎么称呼它 I don't know what you call it where you come from.
圣诞精神 Christmas spirit.
我猜可能还剩下一点点吧 I guess there was still a drop or two left.
快点，德拉克斯 Hurry up, Drax.
这些财宝可不会自己装上车 This treasure ain't gonna load itself.
我是格鲁特 I am Groot!
-走 -哇谢了，奎尔 -Go. -Gee, thanks, Quill.
我都没想到有这么多人 Huh, I wouldn't have thought of that.
难以置信 Sheesh.
拜托，你这坨垃圾 Come on, you hunk of junk.
他喵的，我们太重了 Krutack! We're too heavy.
不，我们不丢下任何人 No, no one gets left behind.
我是格鲁特 I am Groot.
哇，可以！ Yes!
谢谢你，圣诞老人！ Thank you, Santa!
嘿奎尔，你终于得到你的雪橇了 Hey, you finally got your sled, Quill.
嗯？我希望你知道如何驾驶它 Hmm? And I hope you know how to drive it
因为有人来陪我们了！ 'cause we got company!
致这个美好的夜晚！噢噢！ And to all a good night! Whoo-hoo!
把我的东西拿回来！ Fetch my possessions!
把财宝留住！ Spare the treasure!
把他们的车打下来！ Just force the vehicle to the ground!
噢，我想玩玩是吧？ Oh, that's how you wanna play, huh?
各位抓紧扶手了 Hang on to your pointy shoes, guys.
噢噢！ Whoo-hoo!
我是格鲁特！ I am Groot!
我们的人数处于劣势 We are badly outnumbered.
我想说这不是我们唯一的问题 I'd say that's the least of our problems.
哈！来看看圣诞老人的神走位！ Huh! Let's see Santa pull that move!
奎尔？ Quill?
啊，我们现在真的应该用一些 Uh, we could really use some flying reindeer
会飞的麋鹿 right about now.
噢这样也行 Oh, that'll work, too.
哇拜托！ Oh, come on!
注意了，宇宙老鼠 Attention, space rodent.
马上归还我的财宝 Return my treasure now,
不然我的宝贝 or my precious
就会吃掉你的朋友们！ will devour your friends!
或许还有第三个选择 Or there's option number three.
哈，我现在开始喜欢上这雪了 Huh. I'm actually starting to like this snow stuff.
很好，你让我别无选择 Very well, you leave me no choice.
我已经激活了失效保护装置 I'm activating the failsafe device.
如果你们不立马归还财宝 I'll obliterate that craft in exactly five minutes,
五分钟后你们的这艘飞船就会自毁 if you don't return at once!
如果我不能拥有财宝 If I can't have my treasure,
也没有人会拥有！ no one will!
噢，那太不妙了 Oh, that's not good.
过来，好好开尽量别撞到山 Here, pull hard and try not to hit any mountains.
你要怎么做？ What are you gonna do?
试着不让我们被 Just try to stop us all
反物质漩涡给吹走 from whooshing into an antimatter vortex.
要不是火箭已经从德拉克斯那 Either Rocket's been taking
学到了他那糟糕的飞行技能 driving lessons from Drax,
那就是他们有麻烦了 or they're in trouble.
格鲁特，把我带到他们下面 Groot, get me under 'em.
啊！ Aah!
谢了，这里我来接管吧 Thanks. I'll take it from here.
啊，你放弃了你的雪橇，我好感动 Aw, you gave up your sled ride. I'm touched.
那是什么东西 What is that thing?
噢，就是个反物质发生器 Oh, just an antimatter generator.
你可以重新编程吗？ Can you reprogram it?
不行，但是我能把它移走 No way, but I can dislodge it.
移走？这是火箭所说的 Dislodge? Is that Rocket-speak for
这他喵的让我 "blow the krutack out of"?
兴奋起来？马上开始了 You mind? I'm working here.
甜蜜的家到了 Home, sweet home.
我们满载而归 And it ain't an empty void of nothing.
不用谢 You're welcome.
大家都过来吧 Gather around, folks.
这些都是大家的 Plenty here for everyone.
喂，拜托 Nah, come on.
你能得到更好的，拿来，我是说 You can do better than that. Here. I mean,
这是他喵的圣诞节对吧，奎尔？ It's flargin' Christmas. Right, Quill?
噢，快抹去你脸上的那假笑 Oh, wipe that smirk off your face
让我们也拿一点，不行吗？ and give us a hand here, will you?
噢，我的宝贝！ Ah, my precious!
你从我的财宝中收回了什么？ What treasure of mine did you retrieve?
啊 Ah.
所以反物质漩涡是这样的啊 So that's what an antimatter vortex looks like.
快帮帮我！快帮帮我！ Help! Please!
这里什么都没有！ There's nothing to own here!
我觉得他们的父亲在家 I think just having their father home
就是我们能想象得到最好的礼物了 is the best gift any of us can imagine.
这比雪橇好得多了 A lot better than a sled.
我做到了 I made it.
圣诞快乐，彼得 Merry Christmas, Peter.
我的小星爵 My little Star-Lord.